这一世，我必将再临神域(yù )，斩(📃)汝头颅(📕)(lú )，取尔狗命。Season3,Episode1:GayWitchHuntOriginalAirDate—21September2006MichaelapologizestoOscar,afterhefindsouthesgay,forcallinghimahomosexualslur--buthisapologyoutsOscartotheentireoffice.AndJimdecidestotakeapromotionattheStamfordoffice.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode2:TheConventionOriginalAirDate—(🌉)28September2006MichealandDwightgotoaconventioninPhiladelphiaandrunintoJim,andMichaelbecomesjealousofJimsrelationshipwithhisnewboss.Meanwhile,Pamgetsreadyforherfirstdatesinceherengagement.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode3:TheCoupOriginalAirDate—5October2006MichaelisintroubleonceagainasJanbustshimfordeclaringitsMovieMondaywhereeveryonewatchesamovieandneglectswork.AngelapushesDwighttomakeamoveonMichaelsjobwhilePamandJimfindcreativewaystowastetime.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode4:GriefCounselingOriginalAirDate—12October2006Michaeltakesontheroleofofficegriefcounselorwhenhelearnsthathisoldbosshasdied.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode5:InitiationOriginalAirDate—19October2006DwighttakesformertempRyantohisbeetfarmtoinitiateRyantohisnewjobatDunderMifflin.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode6:DiwaliOriginalAirDate—2November2006MichaelencouragestheentireScrantonbranchtosupportKellyandattendalocalcelebrationofDiwali,theHinduFestivalofLights.Meanwhile,AndyconvincesJimtoturnalatenightofworkintoadrinkinggame.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode7:BranchClosingOriginalAirDate—9November2006WhenJantellsMichaelthattheScrantonBranchwillbeshuttingdown,Michaelstrivestokeephisstaffsspiritsup.Meanwhile,everyoneprivatelybeginstoenvisionhowtheirliveswillchangeintheaftermath.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode8:TheMergerOriginalAirDate—16November2006JaninformsMichaelthattheScantonbranchofDunderMifflinwillbemergingwiththeStamfordBranch.JimandPamarereunitedwhiletheotheremployeesofbothbranchesmustadjusttotheirnewco-workers.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode9:TheConvictOriginalAirDate—30November2006MichaellearnsthatoneofthenewemployeesatDunderMifflinScrantonhasacriminalrecord.Meanwhile,JimhelpsAndymakeamoveonPam.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode10:ABenihanaChristmasOriginalAirDate—(🥙)14December2006TroubleamongthemembersofthepartyplanningcommitteeresultswiththeofficehavingtwocompetingChristmasparties,butMichaelisntinterestedincelebratingbecausehehasjustbrokenupwithhisgirlfriend.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode11:BackfromVacationOriginalAirDate—4January2007MichaelisntsupposedtoletanyoneknowthatheandJanwentonvacationtogetherinJamaica,butheaccidentallycirculatesacompromisingphotoofthemtotheofficeviae-mail.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode12:TravelingSalesmenOriginalAirDate—11January2007DwightdoesafavorforAngelatokeepherfromgettingintrouble.AndyfindsoutandusesitagainsthimtogetintighterwithMichael.NowDwightmustfessup,whichwillrevealhisrelationshipwithAngela,orriskgettingfired.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode13:TheReturnOriginalAirDate—18January2007Andydoestheimpossible--hemakeseveryoneintheofficemissDwight,whoisforcedtotakeajobatStaples.Meanwhile,OscarcomesbacktotheofficeandMichaelpredictablythrowsastereotypicalMexicanpartytocelebrate.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode14:BenFranklinOriginalAirDate—1February2007MichaelasksJimtogetamalestripperforPhyllissofficebacheloretteparty,buthegetsaBenFranklinimpersonatorinstead.Meanwhile,themensbachelorpartygoesasplanneduntilMichaelbecomesuncomfortablewiththestripper.NextUSairings:Tue.Feb.1710:00PMTBS--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode15:PhyllisWeddingOriginalAirDate—8February2007MichaelexaggeratestheimportanceofhissmallroleinPhyllissweddingandmakesanassoutofhimself,andPamnoticesthatPhyllisstoleallofherweddingideasfromheroriginalweddingplans.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode16:BusinessSchoolOriginalAirDate—15February2007MichaelisaguestspeakerforRyansbusinessclass,buttheyhaveafalling-outafterMichaelfindsoutthatRyanspokenegativelyaboutDunder-Mifflin.Andbackattheoffice,Dwighttriestokillabatthathefoundintheceiling.NextUSairings:Tue.Feb.1710:30PMTBS--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode17:CocktailsOriginalAirDate—22February2007WhileMichaelandJangototheirfirstDunder-Mifflinoutingasanofficialcouple,theofficeworkersleftbehindgooutforhappyhour.Duringhappyhour,RoyfindsoutthatJimandPamkissedatCasinoNight.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode18:TheNegotiationOriginalAirDate—(🍈)5April2007DwightsavesJimfromanattackbyRoy,butDwightwontallowJimtothankhimforit.Meanwhile,DarrylasksMichaelforapayraise,andMichaeldiscoversthatheiswoefullyunderpaid--soMichaelgoestoheadquarterstoaskforonehimself.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode19:SafetyTrainingOriginalAirDate—12April2007Andyreturnstotheofficeafterweeksofangermanagementtraining,determinedtomakeafreshstartwithalltheDunder-Mifflinemployees.Meanwhile,itssafetytrainingdayintheoffice,andMichaelandDwightareonamissiontoilluminatethedangersoftheworkplace.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode20:ProductRecallOriginalAirDate—26April2007Michaeltriestobeproactiveduringawatermarkcrisis,butonlymakesthesituationworse.Meanwhile,Angelahastroublebeingapologeticwithcustomers,andAndydiscoversasecretabouthisnewgirlfriend.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode21:WomensAppreciationOriginalAirDate—3May2007Phyllisgetsflashedintheparkinglot,andDwightgoesallouttosecurethepremises.Michaelostensiblytakesthewomenintheofficetothemalltocomfortthem,buthesreallydoingittogetadviceaboutbreakingupwithJan.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode22:BeachGamesOriginalAirDate—5May2007MichaelusesbeachdayatDunder-Mifflintofindoutwhichemployeewouldbehismostcapablereplacement,justincasehereceivesthepromotiontotheNewYorkofficethathesappliedfor.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode23:TheJobOriginalAirDate—17May2007MichaelappointsDwightasregionalmanager,anticipatingthathewillreceivethejobatcorporate.JimandKarenalsointerviewforthesameposition.AndMichaelgetsbacktogetherwithJanaftershegetsaboobjob.【可(😚)不管人(rén )家的事，人家(👺)还是小(👱)婴(🛢)儿呢，人家什(🅰)么都(📢)不(🍦)知道(🎨)。他(tā )以为张大(dà )飞在(😸)(zài )离开(🦉)后会直接(jiē(🥩) )躲(🐍)回(huí )自己家里，怎知这(😝)(zhè )家伙把易春莲的父亲给找了过(guò )来。弗莱(🎎)迪（史蒂夫·马丁(🤰)SteveMartin饰）和(👕)劳伦斯（迈克尔·凯恩MichaelCaine饰）是两个在江(🈴)湖上漂(piā(🔁)o )泊了多年的花花公子(zǐ )，他(🍬)们(men )的(🔶)(de )目标是(⏸)寂(🛄)寞多金的单身(🖨)女子，靠(kào )欺(qī )骗她(🐹)们的感情从中获利。我怪(guài )她。慕浅回答(🉑)，可(kě )是她(🤷)终(🥖)究也(yě )是一个(🤰)可(🥌)怜人。戴进：五(🐖)哥，你们(men )什(shí )么时候出关？我(✖)先回去了(😮)(le )。孟行悠收拾好东西准备(bèi )出去，碰见班上有两(🔜)个同学来问她化学题(tí )目，她怕迟砚久等(🏕)，隔空给他递了个(gè )眼神，像是(🏬)在说：要不然改天？影片是亚(🗄)西西(🏁)的(🈶)嘉(jiā(🕵) )勒的传记片，亚西西(🍳)的嘉勒是意(yì )大利圣徒(🙏)，亚西西的(🤽)方济各最早的追随者之一。