老子的屁股啊(🐾)...水友一上(⚓)(shàng )来就(👞)破(🛃)口大骂。邝美枝（袁咏仪(yí(🍭) )饰）自(🏪)幼便失去(🈺)了双(🙂)亲，和妹妹美儿（曲海(🎸)伦饰(shì )）过(🍂)着(zhe )相依(🛂)为命名的生活。摇滚明星的(🚩)私生子、曾在(zài )阿富汗失去了一条腿的退伍军(🚮)(jun1 )人科(kē )莫兰(lán )・斯特莱克（Cormoranmeijubar.netStrike），如(rú )今开了一家(🐙)破(pò )破烂烂的侦探事务所。隶(🈶)属于他管辖的(de )后勤兵开(👰)始聚拢(📘)抬头挺胸身(shēn )体往前倾，然后(hòu )站着不动，双手开(kāi )始(🕳)(shǐ )练习(🌄)摆臂。院长(🛡)微(🎤)微点头(🚼)，目光深邃：不错，只(zhī )是按照(🌭)推算(suàn )，现(xià(😄)n )在(🛃)还不是宝物出(chū )世的时机，这(🛅)几天，还需(🕊)要(yào )诸位，御敌(dí )于城外，阵法刚刚已经加强过了，还可以抗(💪)(kàng )衡一段时(🌜)间。白阮(🚮)被他小(😽)大人的模样逗笑，怎(🤔)么心情(🔖)不好了，跟妈妈说说？她不过就是一六三(🚶)的身高罢了，哪里(🎥)小矮子(zǐ )了(😱)！！！宋嘉兮最讨(🌈)厌(🚼)的，就(🔱)是别人拿(⛔)她的身(🌱)高(🐀)说事，一(yī )米六(💹)三(💿)怎么了，一(🏥)米(🐏)六三哪里(👇)就是小矮子了！！！！Season3,Episode1:GayWitchHuntOriginalAirDate—(🍙)21September2006MichaelapologizestoOscar,afterhefindsouthesgay,forcallinghimahomosexualslur--buthisapologyoutsOscartotheentireoffice.AndJimdecidestotakeapromotionattheStamfordoffice.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode2:TheConventionOriginalAirDate—28September2006MichealandDwightgotoaconventioninPhiladelphiaandrunintoJim,andMichaelbecomesjealousofJimsrelationshipwithhisnewboss.Meanwhile,Pamgetsreadyforherfirstdatesinceherengagement.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode3:TheCoupOriginalAirDate—5October2006MichaelisintroubleonceagainasJanbustshimfordeclaringitsMovieMondaywhereeveryonewatchesamovieandneglectswork.AngelapushesDwighttomakeamoveonMichaelsjobwhilePamandJimfindcreativewaystowastetime.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode4:GriefCounselingOriginalAirDate—12October2006Michaeltakesontheroleofofficegriefcounselorwhenhelearnsthathisoldbosshasdied.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode5:InitiationOriginalAirDate—19October2006DwighttakesformertempRyantohisbeetfarmtoinitiateRyantohisnewjobatDunderMifflin.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode6:DiwaliOriginalAirDate—2November2006MichaelencouragestheentireScrantonbranchtosupportKellyandattendalocalcelebrationofDiwali,theHinduFestivalofLights.Meanwhile,AndyconvincesJimtoturnalatenightofworkintoadrinkinggame.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode7:BranchClosingOriginalAirDate—9November2006WhenJantellsMichaelthattheScrantonBranchwillbeshuttingdown,Michaelstrivestokeephisstaffsspiritsup.Meanwhile,everyoneprivatelybeginstoenvisionhowtheirliveswillchangeintheaftermath.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode8:TheMergerOriginalAirDate—16November2006JaninformsMichaelthattheScantonbranchofDunderMifflinwillbemergingwiththeStamfordBranch.JimandPamarereunitedwhiletheotheremployeesofbothbranchesmustadjusttotheirnewco-workers.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode9:TheConvictOriginalAirDate—30November2006MichaellearnsthatoneofthenewemployeesatDunderMifflinScrantonhasacriminalrecord.Meanwhile,JimhelpsAndymakeamoveonPam.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode10:ABenihanaChristmasOriginalAirDate—14December2006TroubleamongthemembersofthepartyplanningcommitteeresultswiththeofficehavingtwocompetingChristmasparties,butMichaelisntinterestedincelebratingbecausehehasjustbrokenupwithhisgirlfriend.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode11:BackfromVacationOriginalAirDate—4January2007MichaelisntsupposedtoletanyoneknowthatheandJanwentonvacationtogetherinJamaica,butheaccidentallycirculatesacompromisingphotoofthemtotheofficeviae-mail.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode12:TravelingSalesmenOriginalAirDate—11January2007DwightdoesafavorforAngelatokeepherfromgettingintrouble.AndyfindsoutandusesitagainsthimtogetintighterwithMichael.NowDwightmustfessup,whichwillrevealhisrelationshipwithAngela,orriskgettingfired.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode13:TheReturnOriginalAirDate—(🕒)18January2007Andydoestheimpossible--hemakeseveryoneintheofficemissDwight,whoisforcedtotakeajobatStaples.Meanwhile,OscarcomesbacktotheofficeandMichaelpredictablythrowsastereotypicalMexicanpartytocelebrate.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode14:BenFranklinOriginalAirDate—1February2007MichaelasksJimtogetamalestripperforPhyllissofficebacheloretteparty,buthegetsaBenFranklinimpersonatorinstead.Meanwhile,themensbachelorpartygoesasplanneduntilMichaelbecomesuncomfortablewiththestripper.NextUSairings:Tue.Feb.1710:00PMTBS--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode15:PhyllisWeddingOriginalAirDate—8February2007MichaelexaggeratestheimportanceofhissmallroleinPhyllissweddingandmakesanassoutofhimself,andPamnoticesthatPhyllisstoleallofherweddingideasfromheroriginalweddingplans.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode16:BusinessSchoolOriginalAirDate—15February2007MichaelisaguestspeakerforRyansbusinessclass,buttheyhaveafalling-outafterMichaelfindsoutthatRyanspokenegativelyaboutDunder-Mifflin.Andbackattheoffice,Dwighttriestokillabatthathefoundintheceiling.NextUSairings:Tue.Feb.1710:30PMTBS--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode17:CocktailsOriginalAirDate—22February2007WhileMichaelandJangototheirfirstDunder-Mifflinoutingasanofficialcouple,theofficeworkersleftbehindgooutforhappyhour.Duringhappyhour,RoyfindsoutthatJimandPamkissedatCasinoNight.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode18:TheNegotiationOriginalAirDate—5April2007DwightsavesJimfromanattackbyRoy,butDwightwontallowJimtothankhimforit.Meanwhile,DarrylasksMichaelforapayraise,andMichaeldiscoversthatheiswoefullyunderpaid--soMichaelgoestoheadquarterstoaskforonehimself.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode19:SafetyTrainingOriginalAirDate—12April2007Andyreturnstotheofficeafterweeksofangermanagementtraining,determinedtomakeafreshstartwithalltheDunder-Mifflinemployees.Meanwhile,itssafetytrainingdayintheoffice,andMichaelandDwightareonamissiontoilluminatethedangersoftheworkplace.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode20:ProductRecallOriginalAirDate—26April2007Michaeltriestobeproactiveduringawatermarkcrisis,butonlymakesthesituationworse.Meanwhile,Angelahastroublebeingapologeticwithcustomers,andAndydiscoversasecretabouthisnewgirlfriend.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode21:WomensAppreciationOriginalAirDate—(🍨)3May2007Phyllisgetsflashedintheparkinglot,andDwightgoesallouttosecurethepremises.Michaelostensiblytakesthewomenintheofficetothemalltocomfortthem,buthesreallydoingittogetadviceaboutbreakingupwithJan.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode22:BeachGamesOriginalAirDate—(🦍)5May2007MichaelusesbeachdayatDunder-Mifflintofindoutwhichemployeewouldbehismostcapablereplacement,justincasehereceivesthepromotiontotheNewYorkofficethathesappliedfor.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode23:TheJobOriginalAirDate—(👊)17May2007MichaelappointsDwightasregionalmanager,anticipatingthathewillreceivethejobatcorporate.JimandKarenalsointerviewforthesameposition.AndMichaelgetsbacktogetherwithJanaftershegetsaboobjob.