建安五(🐶)年(公元200年(👉))，曹操(😨)与袁绍(shà(🎑)o )准备决(🎒)战于官渡时，突然头痛发作，神医华陀仅为曹操扎了一(㊗)针便治好了(le )他的病(bìng )。张秀娥(🖍)！你(nǐ )以为你拿(ná )了刀我就怕你么？你这个下贱胚子！有本事(😖)你(nǐ(❔) )砍我啊！有本事你(nǐ )砍(💹)我啊！张(zhāng )宝根往前一伸脖子，叫嚣着。苏凉抓(🐚)着衣服，小声惊(jī(🖤)ng )呼，一阵(zhèn )天旋地转(🎁)(zhuǎn )后，立(lì )刻双(🎢)手抱住男人(🙅)的颈项(🐉)，光(guāng )溜溜的两条(♋)腿(➗)还悬在半空(⏯)。Season3,Episode1:GayWitchHuntOriginalAirDate—21September2006MichaelapologizestoOscar,afterhefindsouthesgay,forcallinghimahomosexualslur--buthisapologyoutsOscartotheentireoffice.AndJimdecidestotakeapromotionattheStamfordoffice.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode2:TheConventionOriginalAirDate—28September2006MichealandDwightgotoaconventioninPhiladelphiaandrunintoJim,andMichaelbecomesjealousofJimsrelationshipwithhisnewboss.Meanwhile,Pamgetsreadyforherfirstdatesinceherengagement.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode3:TheCoupOriginalAirDate—5October2006MichaelisintroubleonceagainasJanbustshimfordeclaringitsMovieMondaywhereeveryonewatchesamovieandneglectswork.AngelapushesDwighttomakeamoveonMichaelsjobwhilePamandJimfindcreativewaystowastetime.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode4:GriefCounselingOriginalAirDate—(🧤)12October2006Michaeltakesontheroleofofficegriefcounselorwhenhelearnsthathisoldbosshasdied.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode5:InitiationOriginalAirDate—19October2006DwighttakesformertempRyantohisbeetfarmtoinitiateRyantohisnewjobatDunderMifflin.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode6:DiwaliOriginalAirDate—2November2006MichaelencouragestheentireScrantonbranchtosupportKellyandattendalocalcelebrationofDiwali,theHinduFestivalofLights.Meanwhile,AndyconvincesJimtoturnalatenightofworkintoadrinkinggame.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode7:BranchClosingOriginalAirDate—9November2006WhenJantellsMichaelthattheScrantonBranchwillbeshuttingdown,Michaelstrivestokeephisstaffsspiritsup.Meanwhile,everyoneprivatelybeginstoenvisionhowtheirliveswillchangeintheaftermath.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode8:TheMergerOriginalAirDate—16November2006JaninformsMichaelthattheScantonbranchofDunderMifflinwillbemergingwiththeStamfordBranch.JimandPamarereunitedwhiletheotheremployeesofbothbranchesmustadjusttotheirnewco-workers.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode9:TheConvictOriginalAirDate—30November2006MichaellearnsthatoneofthenewemployeesatDunderMifflinScrantonhasacriminalrecord.Meanwhile,JimhelpsAndymakeamoveonPam.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode10:ABenihanaChristmasOriginalAirDate—14December2006TroubleamongthemembersofthepartyplanningcommitteeresultswiththeofficehavingtwocompetingChristmasparties,butMichaelisntinterestedincelebratingbecausehehasjustbrokenupwithhisgirlfriend.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode11:BackfromVacationOriginalAirDate—4January2007MichaelisntsupposedtoletanyoneknowthatheandJanwentonvacationtogetherinJamaica,butheaccidentallycirculatesacompromisingphotoofthemtotheofficeviae-mail.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode12:TravelingSalesmenOriginalAirDate—11January2007DwightdoesafavorforAngelatokeepherfromgettingintrouble.AndyfindsoutandusesitagainsthimtogetintighterwithMichael.NowDwightmustfessup,whichwillrevealhisrelationshipwithAngela,orriskgettingfired.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode13:TheReturnOriginalAirDate—18January2007Andydoestheimpossible--hemakeseveryoneintheofficemissDwight,whoisforcedtotakeajobatStaples.Meanwhile,OscarcomesbacktotheofficeandMichaelpredictablythrowsastereotypicalMexicanpartytocelebrate.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode14:BenFranklinOriginalAirDate—1February2007MichaelasksJimtogetamalestripperforPhyllissofficebacheloretteparty,buthegetsaBenFranklinimpersonatorinstead.Meanwhile,themensbachelorpartygoesasplanneduntilMichaelbecomesuncomfortablewiththestripper.NextUSairings:Tue.Feb.1710:00PMTBS--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode15:PhyllisWeddingOriginalAirDate—8February2007MichaelexaggeratestheimportanceofhissmallroleinPhyllissweddingandmakesanassoutofhimself,andPamnoticesthatPhyllisstoleallofherweddingideasfromheroriginalweddingplans.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode16:BusinessSchoolOriginalAirDate—15February2007MichaelisaguestspeakerforRyansbusinessclass,buttheyhaveafalling-outafterMichaelfindsoutthatRyanspokenegativelyaboutDunder-Mifflin.Andbackattheoffice,Dwighttriestokillabatthathefoundintheceiling.NextUSairings:Tue.Feb.1710:30PMTBS--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode17:CocktailsOriginalAirDate—22February2007WhileMichaelandJangototheirfirstDunder-Mifflinoutingasanofficialcouple,theofficeworkersleftbehindgooutforhappyhour.Duringhappyhour,RoyfindsoutthatJimandPamkissedatCasinoNight.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode18:TheNegotiationOriginalAirDate—(📺)5April2007DwightsavesJimfromanattackbyRoy,butDwightwontallowJimtothankhimforit.Meanwhile,DarrylasksMichaelforapayraise,andMichaeldiscoversthatheiswoefullyunderpaid--soMichaelgoestoheadquarterstoaskforonehimself.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode19:SafetyTrainingOriginalAirDate—(🥍)12April2007Andyreturnstotheofficeafterweeksofangermanagementtraining,determinedtomakeafreshstartwithalltheDunder-Mifflinemployees.Meanwhile,itssafetytrainingdayintheoffice,andMichaelandDwightareonamissiontoilluminatethedangersoftheworkplace.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode20:ProductRecallOriginalAirDate—26April2007Michaeltriestobeproactiveduringawatermarkcrisis,butonlymakesthesituationworse.Meanwhile,Angelahastroublebeingapologeticwithcustomers,andAndydiscoversasecretabouthisnewgirlfriend.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode21:WomensAppreciationOriginalAirDate—3May2007Phyllisgetsflashedintheparkinglot,andDwightgoesallouttosecurethepremises.Michaelostensiblytakesthewomenintheofficetothemalltocomfortthem,buthesreallydoingittogetadviceaboutbreakingupwithJan.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode22:BeachGamesOriginalAirDate—5May2007MichaelusesbeachdayatDunder-Mifflintofindoutwhichemployeewouldbehismostcapablereplacement,justincasehereceivesthepromotiontotheNewYorkofficethathesappliedfor.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode23:TheJobOriginalAirDate—(⛓)17May2007MichaelappointsDwightasregionalmanager,anticipatingthathewillreceivethejobatcorporate.JimandKarenalsointerviewforthesameposition.AndMichaelgetsbacktogetherwithJanaftershegetsaboobjob.唐(🔒)纳特拉是一个(🎆)安静的纹(wé(🤘)n )有纹身的(💤)女人，禁锢在自己(🙈)(jǐ(😎) )的神秘(mì )里无法自(zì )拔。刚刚随便看了一眼，发现(⚫)一人份(fèn )的完全不够她吃，所(🛋)以才(🍎)(cái )打(🍊)两份(🤨)(fèn )的。慕(🙃)浅懒得(🔛)再(🐲)跟他多说，放(fàng )下手中(🚠)的东(🍛)西(xī )，起身就(jiù )准备离开。秦肃凛(🗂)看了看(kà(🐈)n )走(🚾)远(🦂)的(🔕)众人，道：我(🏈)也要回去(🧜)(qù )了。随便你，该(👫)做的我都(dōu )做了，兄弟(🍱)。