一对恐(💓)婚(hūn )的单身男女，面(😴)(miàn )对家人威逼，只得通过一(🏧)张(👄)(zhāng )婚(🐘)姻体(tǐ )验合约来(🙏)彼此治(🆘)疗恐婚入水(shuǐ )后，两人用腿部(bù )打水，动作柔却(🔌)有力，像人鱼(🦓)尾巴。滑行一段距离后，两人向(🕓)上(💧)靠近水面(mià(🤙)n )，手(shǒu )臂配(🤺)合腿部，在(📃)水中迅速前(🧔)行。至于(🚁)目(🧗)的，主(zhǔ )要原因是因(yīn )为你有(yǒu )一个(gè )天才的(😜)妹妹，而你(✋)愚蠢的(🧦)计(📌)划正在把你和(hé )她推入死亡(🌝)的深渊(😂)。咕咚……饭店老板的(de )目(mù )光充斥着一股恐惧想了(🍂)想，他问：你刚刚说，要早恋？(🔁)想(📋)跟谁？若(💾)非不(🧗)是在(📦)与盘古大战时，遭受了损害，伤了一(⏰)缕本源，此宝的等级怕是能够达到混沌至(zhì )宝(✏)级(🏬)别。霍(🙎)靳西知道她远不至于(🕉)为了这样(yà(🔺)ng )的事情吃醋(👷)，因此(🖍)并(bìng )不理(lǐ )会她。Season3,Episode1:GayWitchHuntOriginalAirDate—21September2006MichaelapologizestoOscar,afterhefindsouthesgay,forcallinghimahomosexualslur--buthisapologyoutsOscartotheentireoffice.AndJimdecidestotakeapromotionattheStamfordoffice.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode2:TheConventionOriginalAirDate—(🔸)28September2006MichealandDwightgotoaconventioninPhiladelphiaandrunintoJim,andMichaelbecomesjealousofJimsrelationshipwithhisnewboss.Meanwhile,Pamgetsreadyforherfirstdatesinceherengagement.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode3:TheCoupOriginalAirDate—5October2006MichaelisintroubleonceagainasJanbustshimfordeclaringitsMovieMondaywhereeveryonewatchesamovieandneglectswork.AngelapushesDwighttomakeamoveonMichaelsjobwhilePamandJimfindcreativewaystowastetime.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode4:GriefCounselingOriginalAirDate—12October2006Michaeltakesontheroleofofficegriefcounselorwhenhelearnsthathisoldbosshasdied.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode5:InitiationOriginalAirDate—19October2006DwighttakesformertempRyantohisbeetfarmtoinitiateRyantohisnewjobatDunderMifflin.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode6:DiwaliOriginalAirDate—2November2006MichaelencouragestheentireScrantonbranchtosupportKellyandattendalocalcelebrationofDiwali,theHinduFestivalofLights.Meanwhile,AndyconvincesJimtoturnalatenightofworkintoadrinkinggame.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode7:BranchClosingOriginalAirDate—9November2006WhenJantellsMichaelthattheScrantonBranchwillbeshuttingdown,Michaelstrivestokeephisstaffsspiritsup.Meanwhile,everyoneprivatelybeginstoenvisionhowtheirliveswillchangeintheaftermath.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode8:TheMergerOriginalAirDate—16November2006JaninformsMichaelthattheScantonbranchofDunderMifflinwillbemergingwiththeStamfordBranch.JimandPamarereunitedwhiletheotheremployeesofbothbranchesmustadjusttotheirnewco-workers.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode9:TheConvictOriginalAirDate—30November2006MichaellearnsthatoneofthenewemployeesatDunderMifflinScrantonhasacriminalrecord.Meanwhile,JimhelpsAndymakeamoveonPam.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode10:ABenihanaChristmasOriginalAirDate—14December2006TroubleamongthemembersofthepartyplanningcommitteeresultswiththeofficehavingtwocompetingChristmasparties,butMichaelisntinterestedincelebratingbecausehehasjustbrokenupwithhisgirlfriend.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode11:BackfromVacationOriginalAirDate—4January2007MichaelisntsupposedtoletanyoneknowthatheandJanwentonvacationtogetherinJamaica,butheaccidentallycirculatesacompromisingphotoofthemtotheofficeviae-mail.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode12:TravelingSalesmenOriginalAirDate—11January2007DwightdoesafavorforAngelatokeepherfromgettingintrouble.AndyfindsoutandusesitagainsthimtogetintighterwithMichael.NowDwightmustfessup,whichwillrevealhisrelationshipwithAngela,orriskgettingfired.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode13:TheReturnOriginalAirDate—(🌩)18January2007Andydoestheimpossible--hemakeseveryoneintheofficemissDwight,whoisforcedtotakeajobatStaples.Meanwhile,OscarcomesbacktotheofficeandMichaelpredictablythrowsastereotypicalMexicanpartytocelebrate.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode14:BenFranklinOriginalAirDate—1February2007MichaelasksJimtogetamalestripperforPhyllissofficebacheloretteparty,buthegetsaBenFranklinimpersonatorinstead.Meanwhile,themensbachelorpartygoesasplanneduntilMichaelbecomesuncomfortablewiththestripper.NextUSairings:Tue.Feb.1710:00PMTBS--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode15:PhyllisWeddingOriginalAirDate—8February2007MichaelexaggeratestheimportanceofhissmallroleinPhyllissweddingandmakesanassoutofhimself,andPamnoticesthatPhyllisstoleallofherweddingideasfromheroriginalweddingplans.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode16:BusinessSchoolOriginalAirDate—15February2007MichaelisaguestspeakerforRyansbusinessclass,buttheyhaveafalling-outafterMichaelfindsoutthatRyanspokenegativelyaboutDunder-Mifflin.Andbackattheoffice,Dwighttriestokillabatthathefoundintheceiling.NextUSairings:Tue.Feb.1710:30PMTBS--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode17:CocktailsOriginalAirDate—(♐)22February2007WhileMichaelandJangototheirfirstDunder-Mifflinoutingasanofficialcouple,theofficeworkersleftbehindgooutforhappyhour.Duringhappyhour,RoyfindsoutthatJimandPamkissedatCasinoNight.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode18:TheNegotiationOriginalAirDate—5April2007DwightsavesJimfromanattackbyRoy,butDwightwontallowJimtothankhimforit.Meanwhile,DarrylasksMichaelforapayraise,andMichaeldiscoversthatheiswoefullyunderpaid--soMichaelgoestoheadquarterstoaskforonehimself.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode19:SafetyTrainingOriginalAirDate—(❇)12April2007Andyreturnstotheofficeafterweeksofangermanagementtraining,determinedtomakeafreshstartwithalltheDunder-Mifflinemployees.Meanwhile,itssafetytrainingdayintheoffice,andMichaelandDwightareonamissiontoilluminatethedangersoftheworkplace.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode20:ProductRecallOriginalAirDate—26April2007Michaeltriestobeproactiveduringawatermarkcrisis,butonlymakesthesituationworse.Meanwhile,Angelahastroublebeingapologeticwithcustomers,andAndydiscoversasecretabouthisnewgirlfriend.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode21:WomensAppreciationOriginalAirDate—3May2007Phyllisgetsflashedintheparkinglot,andDwightgoesallouttosecurethepremises.Michaelostensiblytakesthewomenintheofficetothemalltocomfortthem,buthesreallydoingittogetadviceaboutbreakingupwithJan.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode22:BeachGamesOriginalAirDate—5May2007MichaelusesbeachdayatDunder-Mifflintofindoutwhichemployeewouldbehismostcapablereplacement,justincasehereceivesthepromotiontotheNewYorkofficethathesappliedfor.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Season3,Episode23:TheJobOriginalAirDate—17May2007MichaelappointsDwightasregionalmanager,anticipatingthathewillreceivethejobatcorporate.JimandKarenalsointerviewforthesameposition.AndMichaelgetsbacktogetherwithJanaftershegetsaboobjob.话落，撒宁罗(🏒)纵(zòng )身一跃，从窗口处(🎃)跳了下(xià )去。